how many times is it appropriate to say ‘what’ before you nod and smile because you still didn’t hear what they said
Neil Gaiman (via hcdragon)
(Source: cryst4ls-in-the-m0onlight)
do you ever just “what the fuck is the point” so hard that you stop everything you’re doing and stare and pretty much wonder why you don’t vanish from existence because the level of done you are should pretty much deconstruct your biological makeup
Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.
some people never develop beyond this stage
i swear to god im attractive if you get me in the right light
(Source: stridork)
Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.
I have been waiting for this post all my life.
(Source: katelizabeth)
how weird is it to have pets though like a random animal just lives in your house and you can’t communicate with it but you both just accept it
(Source: bombliate)
