claydols: who decided that you need some deep back story in order to justify your tattoo if you think a deer is gonna look cool as hell on your arm then go ahead and get it tattooed
authocracy: kingcheddarxvii: do you think God ever gets sad like “what do you mean you don’t love yourself i worked so hard on you….” …why is this so uplifting
cecefredzilla: snaketeen: there’s a thin line between word and world get out
yung-failure: It’d be nice to get a “hey I’d fuck you” every once n a while
Boss left me alone to run the store, gave me his. iPad and told me to find something to do while I wait for customers. So here I am, rocking out to Beyonce.
I hope you read some fine books and kiss someone who thinks you’re wonderful,...– Neil Gaiman (via hcdragon)
pizza: how many times is it appropriate to say ‘what’ before you nod and smile because you still didn’t hear what they said
angrynerdyblogger: do you ever just “what the fuck is the point” so hard that you stop everything you’re doing and stare and pretty much wonder why you don’t vanish from existence because the level of done you are should pretty much deconstruct your biological makeup
cornchipz: awkwardcontent: Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole. some people never develop beyond this stage
i swear to god im attractive if you get me in the right light
feels-for-the-fictional: satanpositive: Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue. I have been waiting for this post all my life.
hurricanegilbert: how weird is it to have pets though like a random animal just lives in your house and you can’t communicate with it but you both just accept it
rockstarsushiman: Official petition to replace yolo with valar morghulis
beefysquirrels: i was washing dishes the other day and i got so into it i felt like a 50s housewife and halfway through i became overwhelmed with the thought that i had to cook dinner and pick the kids up from school but then i remembered that i’m a 19 year old gay boy
ahemily: ahemily: guys im online shopping for dog collars and i just found a website where you can have stuff printed on the collars and theres one here that says ‘slut’ thats hillarious :’) edit: this one says ‘bitch’ omfgggg HOLY SHIT THOSE COLLARS ARNT FOR DOGS THERE FOR PEOPLE THIS IS A FETISH AND BONDAGE WEBSITE OH GOD