to the people who never followed me during game of thrones season?
welcome to the most intense 10 weeks of your life.
you did a great job surviving today.
i’m proud of you.
It feels good to hear someone anyone say it…
what if every single spider in the world was just replaced by a cat
i think that’s a world I would love to live in
but imagine finding a cat in your bath
just a wild cat in the bath
sex in the shower? no. slip and bust my ass. break my dick. she slippin too. she knock her head on the tile she passed out. bleedin. i cant walk cause my jimmy snapped. thought this was gonna be sexy and we both end up half dead.
do you ever daydream of dressing straight boys in better clothes
french people are so hardcore they eat pain for breakfast
this pun was wasted on you all
Love: Love - Foster the PeopleHate: Day Old Hate - City & ColourLight: All the Little Lights - PassengerDark: The Darkness - The Cat EmpireGood: Cameras/Good Ones Go - DrakeBad: Bad - Glee CastSmile: Desecration Smile - Red Hot Chilli PeppersCry: Cry - Glee CastGirl: All the Pretty Girls - Fun.Boy: One of the Boys - Katy Perry
the other day we were discussing dating and this one dude was like “I don’t see the big deal why can’t people just ask people out without all the fuss” and another guy was like “well you get nervous and you get butterflies in your stomach ya know” and the first dude looked the other dude straight in the eye and said “DIGEST THEM.”