Waking up in the middle of the night and realizing you still have time to sleep
It’s weird that pirates would go from shore to shore looking for buried treasure when the real treasure was in the friendships they were making
A 13-year-old Girl Scout in San Francisco recently set up shop outside a marijuana clinic and sold 117 boxes of Girl Scout cookies within two hours. The cookies were such a big hit, she’s been invited back.
[boss ass bitch plays in the distance]